my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
