roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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