oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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