Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
A+ Viking dick
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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