You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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