You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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