We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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