I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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