she was so not down for the gang bang
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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