Its about making memories worth repressing
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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