Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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