Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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