Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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