that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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