Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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