I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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