...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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