This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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