brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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