Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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