what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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