He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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