Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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