he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
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I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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