they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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