would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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