If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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