So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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