STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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