Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My vagina is officially offended.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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