If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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