ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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