Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
