I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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