I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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