i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I love you.
Bad choice
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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