Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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