I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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