so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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