If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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