I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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