Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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