His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize