There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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