I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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