Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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