Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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