dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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