Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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