My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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