Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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