I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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