And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
a search helicopter?!
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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