Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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