I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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