new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
he just fucked me for my cheese.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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