Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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