so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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